I'm Alecks. Feel. Believe. And you shall receive. modern day gay stoner trapped in a teenage boys body.

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Investigator: Time of death, 4:20

Police officers: ayyyy

Investigator: ayyyy

Corpse: ayyyy lmao

student: can i borrow a pencil

teacher: i don't know, CAN you?

student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious